UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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