My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
