If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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