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(530): View more from California

I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?

(812): View more from Indiana

You're dead to me.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.

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(478): View more from Georgia

You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra

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