I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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