$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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