her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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