It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
