I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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