I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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