yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
