Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
