Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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