Just fell off a train. Bad.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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