im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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