i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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