yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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