Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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