You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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