do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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