Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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