I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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