I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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