And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You need Xanax blowdarts
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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