I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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