bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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