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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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