just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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