"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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