Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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