She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Randomize
