The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
How external is "for external use only"?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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