I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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