is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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