i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
