Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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