But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
this hospital has no fireball
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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