How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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