I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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