in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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