Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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