I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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