There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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