a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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