Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
