We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
