then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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