You work out of a Hotel?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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