So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
