I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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