I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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