Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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